M4W: Foldy Cat’s Fervor

January 28, 2015 by brandinex

Pleasantly plump and young for his age, Foldy Fox-Cat is seeking female cat ages 7-18.

Foldy is well travelled, and always flies 1st class. He has lived in the best cities in Western Canada, and has had many cat-amigoes along the way.

Foldy cat has no claws so he developed a certain snarky humour to make up for it.
(A lot of people are pissed off that happened to him).

On KOTOR his main is Jabba the Hutt.

He has a toe fetish.

He is BatCat.

His go to jam is Eminem.

His hobbies are red wine (grape juice) and telepathy.

He blogs about how hard life is without thumbs.

He always wears a tuxedo cuz he’s just classy like that.

If you think you might be that special someone, please email Foldy. No soliciters please. He is far too awkward to be a prostitute.

FicklyFoldy@BattlestarGallactica.Net

Heritage Building Adventures

January 26, 2015 by brandinex

So I live in a sexy old condo built over 100 years ago and named after a possibly-folk hero of old. I always seem to be attracted to these buildings…IDK why but they just feel homey.

I could tell u hundereds of odd stories and even had a few ghastly encounters.

Well I was doing the old SundayOff Sleepin when I was jolted awake by a feeble sounding firealarm. I was instantly aware and discerned that there was no damn fire. But I heard this…waterfall outside my hallway door….i had to investigate.

Fresh cigarette in lips…i undid the deadbolt and looked up. Excellent. I got blasted with the indoor sprinkling system that was flooding the entire hallway. I slammed the door and lit the cigarette inside.

Made a super dim instagram vid of it.

Eavesdropped as the maintenance dudes (very cute thru the peephole i might add) tried to figure out wtf. They slowed it down but….they strategically placed some industrial sized buckets all over the hallway.

I went back to bed….eyeing a sprinkler on the ceiling above my bed with a meanace on. I figured it was a nightmare so i tried to go back to sleep so I could wake up to the REAL 2PM

But…the firealarm started spazzing out in some weird brand of 2180s techno….so alas…i left. Now I’m hiding at my friends house…..and shopping on craigslist for scuba gear..

Woooo wonderful day!

I’m sure my apartments ok?@

Merkin: A rags to itches story

January 26, 2015 by brandinex

Strong Language

Think Johns, Dicks, and B.J.s have it bad? Try being named Maud in medieval England.

A lot of little

Henry has Hank. Margaret has Peggy. Susan, Sue. Daniel, Danny. We call these diminutive versions of names pet names or hypocorisms, if we want to get fancy about it. In English, we frequently form these names by shortening the given name and adding the –y sound to the end of it. Hence, Chrissie or Sammy. Hank and Peggy illustrate that there are other ways of forming such diminutives, of course. Such is the case for Maud. And this where things got a little messy–and hairy.

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Extra-Terrestrial Anthropology

January 18, 2015 by brandinex

My paper can be downloaded here if you are an interested scholar, dean, or publisher:

https://www.academia.edu/10213002/Extra-Terrestrial_Anthropology_is_Simple_Just_Dont_Be_a_DoucheBag_

A Beautiful Soul – by Billie Ann Doner

January 14, 2015 by brandinex

CASEY IF u wanna chat 604728-0503

Kindness Blog

Billie Ann Doner is mom to 28 year old Casey. Born in ’86 with Autism & a severe form of Epilepsy (Lennox-Gastaut)

Casey and I just had the pleasure of meeting a beautiful soul. We were in the Vinita, OK. Walmart and, as is always our policy, we were making a beeline to the toy section first because Casey does his shopping and then is happy to ride along while I do mine.

As we neared the toy aisle I noticed a young boy maybe 8-10 years old come out of the toy section. We passed him but as we turned into the aisle I noticed in my peripheral vision that he had turned around and was behind us.

Casey was looking into each side aisle as we passed giving me directions.